Giant's Causeway

Today I will be telling the story of Giant's Causeway and it's giants. So basically there was a giant that lived at the Causeway. His name was Finn McCool. He always would leave and adventure around, but he always would come back by 6 for tea. But one day he adventured too far and went to Egypt. When he checked his watch it was almost tea time so then he looked for anything to bring him home. He found a camel that was his size sitting down. So he brought it back with him and made it in time for his tea. Another story is about another giant. It starts with Finn McCool looking out on HIS causeway. He looked at Scotland and saw a giant named Ben. Ben was just chilling but Finn was jealous. I don't know how because he literally had a beautiful wife and a cute little son but noooo he had to fight Ben. So one day he grabbed pieces of the Causeway and threw them and made a bridge to Scotland but the thing is when he got there he realized that Ben was almost double his size so he ran all the way back to Ireland and he ran in his house and told his wife everything. She said" Finn if you are going to act like a baby you will wear a baby outfit and become one" then she said "Trust me". So he put on the baby clothes and then went into the really small crib. So when Ben came he knocked on the door and the whole house shook. He was yelling" WHERE IS FINN MCCOOL?" Finn's wife answered and replied" Finn isn't home yet... do you want some tea?" And being the kind giant he is he said yes. So he went inside for tea. After he finished tea he yelled" WHERE IS FINN MCCOOL?" and Finn's wife replied "shh the baby is napping." Then Finn knew the plan. Then he started crying like a baby. Ben walked over and saw how big the baby was. He realised that is the baby was that big the dad must be double the height and so strong. So he bolted out the door and he ran across the bridge and broke the Causeway as he ran.